Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

'The most embarrassing moment of my life'

By Lester Haines (http://forms.theregister.co.uk/mail_author/?story_url=/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/) → More by this author (http://search.theregister.com/?author=Lester%20Haines)
Published Monday 20th August 2007 11:59 GMT


Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh battled for an hour to disconnect the penis of Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf (http://www.circusofhorrors.co.uk/pictures/pages/CAPTAIN%20DAN%20THE%20DEMON%20DWARF.htm) from a hoover after the diminutive Fringe performer inadvertently super glued it to the vacuum cleaner's "attachment".

The 42-year-old misread the super glue instructions and, having allowed the adhesive a mere 20 seconds to dry rather than the required 20 minutes, duly found himself semi-permanently docked after attempting a premature test.
Of his hospital ordeal, a shaken Captain Dan recounted: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. When I got wheeled into a packed A&E on a wheelchair with a hoover attached to my willie, I just wished the ground could swallow me up." ®
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ps notice the name - Captain Dan!!!!! anyone heard from Danny lately?

Thats one of those American Pie moments :D

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Part of his circus act involves him dragging the vacuum cleaner round by his manhood, was at home when he tried to glue a split in the nozzle.

In my day a circus involved clowns, elephants and nothing to do with dwarves pulling household objects round by their todgers.

Maybe it's what the youth of today want though ;)

Maybe it's what the youth of today want though ;)

Thanks for recognising this.

Gone are the days of confetti in 'Water' buckets.

I went to a circus held at my daughters school - I was most impressed with the contortionist......

http://www.fsmmu.com/uimg/img/18_1187896373.jpg
http://www.fsmmu.com/uimg/img/69_1187896472.jpg

If it's in your area - I'd recommend it (http://www.happyscircus.co.uk/).....

Unfortunately no elephants, dwarves or badgers though.....

But they did throw buckets of real water everywhere - even over the crowd!!

They put on these sorts of porna-ma-graphic shows in schools now? :shock:

the 2nd photo looks like some one broke her back then put here a spike to cook later mmmm

mm she can clean her own ass by licking mmm i know what those japs are into now there sick

.....i know what those japs are into now there sick

She's mongolian..... apparently.

Ill take two tickets to outer Mongolia please!:lol:

Mongolia is the capital of the world in terms of contortionists, it's like a national tradition, they train them from young children so they grow with highly flexible frames. I saw it on an episode of 'TransWorld Sport'. Specials on such things as the Inuit Games and Japanese Beetle Wrestling and all your mainstream sport news, I love that show, it should really be on a reasonable hour.

It is somewhere. Can't think of what sky channel its on, but I've watched it at about half four IN THE DAYTIME!!!!!

Japanese Beetle Wrestling


Now that is what i call sport!

wow hats looks hard

They pick the skinniest weediest Japanese man & he is put in an arena to fight to the death with a beetle...

One thats been subjected to massive amounts of radiation. Godzilla's a true story. Fact.

i've just got back from my hols and we seen a show where the chinese girls and boys did things like those pics, tho not as good as that
but it was mad seeing them do some of the stuff !`