What a difference re-arranging letters will make:

DORMITORY : DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN : BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER


DESPERATION : A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES : THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE : HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES : CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY : IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS : LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS : ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT : IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES : THAT ***** SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO : TWELVE PLUS ONE


MOTHER IN LAW : WOMAN HITLER